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13 hours, 53 minutes ago 11 Mar 2010 4:31pm

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very busy making things out of babies and bicycles today. not here. contact through usual channels.
 

1 day, 8 hours ago 10 Mar 2010 10:21pm

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Stuff on my desk this week bound into an @8tracks mix Spooklights at ♫ http://8tracks.com/mixes/96007
 

1 day, 13 hours ago 10 Mar 2010 4:36pm

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Child: What is oxygen, old man? Me: ghgkkkk Her mother: LET GO OF - oh look, he's gone a really interesting colour
 

1 day, 14 hours ago 10 Mar 2010 4:14pm

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Child: How do I look? Me: Like something Viv Westwood scribbled on a napkin 30 years ago. Child: I hate you old man
 

1 day, 14 hours ago 10 Mar 2010 4:09pm

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ME AM GOOD DAD. Me: What is oxygen, child? Child: Oxygen is a privilege, not a right. Her mother: LET GO OF HER NECK
 

1 day, 17 hours ago 10 Mar 2010 12:38pm

UK Sci-fi Author  
GOOD MORNING EARTHLETS
 

2 days, 6 hours ago 09 Mar 2010 11:46pm

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Amazon's having a few problems selling graphic novels this week. Visit a local comics store instead. http://bit.ly/9UP7iB
 

2 days, 7 hours ago 09 Mar 2010 11:07pm

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You people disgust me with your filth. You'd never catch me saying things like that.
 

2 days, 7 hours ago 09 Mar 2010 10:58pm

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...why are so many people asking me if I provide Hobo Rape...?
 

2 days, 8 hours ago 09 Mar 2010 9:35pm

UK Sci-fi Author  
PSA: I am not the musician Warren Ellis who works with Nick Cave. Leave now if you're looking for an Aussie with a Hobo Rape Thicket beard.
 

2 days, 14 hours ago 09 Mar 2010 3:47pm

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Joy. eMusic has the new @zolajesus EP, STRIDULUM. Downloading it now. (Nika, you are NOT going to throw up. It's a good day.)
 

2 days, 17 hours ago 09 Mar 2010 1:02pm

UK Sci-fi Author  
good morning butterdogs
 

3 days, 3 hours ago 09 Mar 2010 2:48am

UK Sci-fi Author  
Last post of the night on http://www.warrenellis.com - see you on the other side, spooklings and spooklettes
 

3 days, 9 hours ago 08 Mar 2010 9:21pm

UK Sci-fi Author  
dr zaius is my co-pilot
 

3 days, 10 hours ago 08 Mar 2010 7:35pm

UK Sci-fi Author  
dear producers: each time you stick that bloody wub wub sound on your shit techno and say I HAS MADED DUBSTEPS god rapes a seal
 

3 days, 12 hours ago 08 Mar 2010 5:49pm

UK Sci-fi Author  
in other news, winter enters its 3000th day here. or bloody feels like it, anyway. did someone kill the sun?
 

3 days, 12 hours ago 08 Mar 2010 5:47pm

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Broadcasting is all warmed up (unlike myself) at http://www.warrenellis.com
 

3 days, 12 hours ago 08 Mar 2010 5:36pm

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RT @Emmavieceli: A reminder that it's Dragon Heir day! - Ch.22 Please pass it on, chaps! Free to read: http://tinyurl.com/yl569yo
 

3 days, 14 hours ago 08 Mar 2010 4:14pm

UK Sci-fi Author  
T-shirt Of The Week #014 is live: FAILED TO DIE, at http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=8737
 

3 days, 16 hours ago 08 Mar 2010 1:24pm

UK Sci-fi Author  
Good morning, sinners.
 
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